If you give a Mom a cocktail, she will want to sit down.
When she sits down, she will probably ask you for a straw.
When she finishes her drink, she will probably ask you for another.
If you give a Mom another cocktail, she will want a snack.
If you give a Mom a snack, she probably won’t cook dinner.
If she doesn’t cook dinner, the kids will get hungry.
If the kids get hungry, a Mom will want them to do something to occupy themselves, like coloring.
If the kids color, they will want to hang their pictures on the fridge.
Once Mom sees the fridge, she will be reminded that she is thirsty.
She will ask for……another cocktail.
If you give a Mom another cocktail, she will order pizza.
If a Mom orders pizza, the kids are happy.
If the kids are happy, then a Mom gets quiet time.
If a Mom gets quiet time, Mom is happy.
If Mom is happy, everyone is happy.
And that is why you should give a Mom a cocktail!